"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building,
write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone,
solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects." - Robert A. Heinlein
So what does someone really need to know to lead the action lifestyle?
Be an Escape artist
You can always tell the day is going downhill when someone handcuffs you to the radiator.
Master of Disguise
"You must have me confused with someone else . . . "
Be able to throw knives
Knowing how to throw a knife is not only useful, it is a great party trick as well.
Excellent shot
Doc Holiday was a bad ass not because he was super fast, but because he took the time to aim at his targets. A fast gun hand is useless without accuracy.
Getaway driver
Being in a car is not a time to drift into semi-consciousness - you have to know when to get lateral!
Wilderness Navigation/Survival
Don't be that guy who gets lost in the woods and then has to go on Oprah and talk about what a doofus he was for not realizing that he was 100 yards away from the trailhead the whole time
Flint knapping
Knives be damned, you can use rocks!
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